Armed to the Teeth

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Heavily armed.




I’ve been stuck in this air duct for hours! I think I’m going to dieeee! Okay… it’s been five minutes. Still that’s a LONG time to be stuck in here. I wonder if they’re gone… I hope so. My foot’s asleep. Damn, I need to get out of here.

“Yeah, that bitch is no where to be found.”

“Well, I guess we just wait for that Reeve guy to come back. We’ll torture the info out of him.”

“Alright, if you say so.”

This sucks, Reeve’s going to get killed, I’m stuck in an air duct and I’m cold. Gawd, please don’t sneeze Yuffie. Whatever you do… Do. NOT. Sneeze. Coming here was more of a trouble then a help. Now, how am I going to get out of here, with an asleep foot, a sprained ankle and crazy terrorists after me because I’m supposed-to-be-but-not-Wutain Princess? I could always go out there and drop kick every single one of them, but that’d hurt. So, I guess I’m stuck ninja-ing about in the air ducts. Now, to find a way outside, so I can run- err, limp for help.

Armed to the Teeth.

X-X-X-X

Well, it’s been 30 minutes. And I’ve gotten about… 2 feet. Yeah I know, I like to travel far. Anyway, these ducts resonate very well, so if my foot hits something… I’m screwed. I’ll probably be shot. These guys look shifty, like they’d fire at anything. Not a good combo. Hmm, I might be able to climb up a floor and get out then, then sneak around and be all covert-like. Yes, I’ll do that. Eh, my sprained ankle can’t be helped, but at least my foot is wide awake, and has had a decent blood flow for the past 30 minutes. Now to climb up this fucking tube! No hand holds anywhere, I’m going to have to shove in here and use that fact that I’m pushing on the sides to keep me from falling. Yeah well, I’m always up for a challenge. Shimmy, shimmy. Well, at least I don’t have to worry about making noise this way… THUNG! ...crapcrapcrapcrapcrap. Climb faster you horrible excuse of a foot.

“What the hell was that?!”

“It’s came from that way!”

Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap! Faster legs faster!

“Ernie, what was it?”

“AH, it was just some WRO rat making a noise.”

“Sounded like it was from the ceiling.”

“Naw, I just knocked out the guy who was causing the ruckus.”

“Alright.”

Well, I’m at the top of the air duct now. Leviathan, if that was your method of motivation; you’re a cruel, cruel god and / or summon materia.

Armed to the Teeth.

X-X-X-X

Well, there aren’t any terrorists up here, that’s for sure. This place is as deserted as a… well, desert. Original, I know. I think this is the top secret floor, that only Reeve and everyone else in avalanche is aloud to go to except for me. Holy crap! They get vending machines?! No freaking way! Not fair. I’m stuck on all the floors with the yucky food. They get heresy bars and power aid! NOT. FAIR. I’ve tried to get up here tons of times! I even tried cracking the code in the elevator. But nada... Zilch… Zippo. Now that I’m about to be killed, I get up here great. Well, maybe I can find something to help me out of this situation… like… a phone. Vinnie made me leave mine at the bar; he said something about them being able to lock on to my location by it. Ah, what a bunch of baloney. He just didn’t want me calling him 24/7. Selfish jerk. I need you… oh. My. GAWD! Did I just think I needed Vincent?! What am I becoming?! The great ninja Yuffie Kisaragi needs no one. I shall go drop kick the teeth out of those terrorists’ mouths. They’ll regret the day they messed with Yuffie Kisaragi. The greatest ninja EVER! (I’m even better than Naruto! Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!)

Armed to the Teeth.

X-X-X-X

Operation kick terrorists’ asses so hard they cry for their mommies, or K.T.A.S.H.T.C.F.T.M., is a go. I’ve found a lot of neat stuff up here. Smoke bombs, grenades, I even found a flash bang and some ninja stars. This is going to be fun. Now all I have to do is get down that duct again and I’ll kill those jerks!

WRO entrance about 20 min. 35 sec. later.

“They’ve pulled the cloth over our eyes with this one, Vincent.”

“So… it seems.”

“I just hope Yuffie’s okay.”

“Reeve…”

“What?”

“NYUK! NYUK! NYUK! Take that! And That! HAHA!” KABOOM!

“She’s a monster!”

“Please don’t hur-”

“That’s what you get for messing with the greatest ninja EVER! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.”

“…”

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Armed to the Teeth.