Get underway

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Being a journey or project.



Ugh… my head… Gawd, that Drag Queen was one tough broad… it… whatever. “Where… where am I?” Bright white lights… what is this? The dead zone?

“You are 2 minutes away from being my bride.” Mental note: When dizzy, don’t sit up fast, you’re just going to fall down.

“Whaddya mean 2 minutes? It was 4 hours ago a couple seconds ago.” Wow, I sound like a mentally retarded seal…

“Ah, you were foolish enough to go up against Ms. Yun. She’s been the Wutai nun chuck champion for the last 23 years.” So it is a she… a very ugly she…

“Ah, well, I still have to get ready, so it has to be postponed.”

“That’s been taken care of.” Damn it, why didn’t I noticed I was in a wedding dress earlier?

“Ah well uhh…”

“If you’ll excuse me, I must go wait at the other end of the alter. Godo, you’ll take care of things here?”

“Of course.”

“…”

“…”

One minute later.

“…”

“…”

“Well this is awkward… with you pretty much handing Wutai and I to a sociopath on a silver plater.” Take that jerk.

“Everything I’ve done has been for the good of Wutai. Now come, it’s time for you to be wed.”

Get underway.

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So this is how it ends. I end up being a bride to a sociopath, and I’m going to get to sit inside all day and look pretty for the rest of my life. Great. Just great. Being married to brick wall Vincent Valentine would even be better than this. I mean, I’d probably get shot if I married him…

“'We are gathered together to join these two people in holy matrimony, of Ms. Yuffie Kisaragi, and Shang Xiao.” Stupid Preacher. Wait a second… I recognize that voice.

“VINNIE?! What the hell are you doing here?”

“Infidel! Unhand her!”

“Shut up, Shang! What took you so long?! I was shanghai-ed (Shanghai-ed: To be taken without one's permission, snatched away, often when drugged; no pun intended with Shang’s name being Shang…) , and the best thing you can think of to save me is to pretend to be a preacher at my wedding? You Jackass! Where were you when there was that drag queen with the nun chucks?”

“…I apologize.” I don’t think I’ve ever been this happy to see Vince in my whole entire life…

“Whatever. Let’s just get out of here before Sociopath Shang decides to… you didn’t need to shoot him. That punch would have sufficed.”

“…”

“Well, yeah it was just his leg, but still! He could have a heart attack!”

“…”

“Yeah I don’t really care either! Now let’s bolt!”

Get Underway.